The Robertson square-drive: a screw topped with a tapered square hole ready to receive its matching hand driver. A thing of beauty for Canadian woodworkers because that recessed square won't let you slip out.
The screwdriver fits so snugly, you can torque this baby upside-down with one hand. It's the best screw around, and most Americans have never heard of it. (They're stuck fumbling with the slot- or Phillips star-head fasteners that, like any cheap screw, strip far too easily.)
I don't see the the arthur spooner screwdriver
it's the one where you insert the A into the A-Hole
DODGE the father
RAM the daughter
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Vodka and OJ is all the screwdriver I need right now.
♫♫♫ I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK ♫♫♫ I drink all night and sleep all day. ♫♫♫
Coming soon to a crop circle near you.....
There is a 66 and third % chance that I'm on the right planet...
"I'm happier then a Jackalope in a balloon factory"
"First rule of testing satellites"
"If its working fine now, then don't mess with it"
"Second rule of testing satellites"
"If you did mess with it, and now it doesn't work, can you blame someone else?"
"Third rule of testing satellites"
"If you did mess with it, and it doesn't work now, and you can't blame someone else"
"Can you HIDE it"?
My uncle used to send electrical panels down to the States
A day or two later he would get a request for that funny screwdriver.