My wife says we should split up because I keep pretending I'm a detective
I said good idea, we can cover more ground that way.....
I asked my wife, “I’m stuck on a crossword clue—Overworked Postman— can you help me?”
She said, “Sure. How many letters?”
I said, “I’m guessing—too many.”.....
I got fired from my job as a masseur.
There wasn't any specific incident, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.....
My wife complains about constantly being sexually harassed at work
I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn’t like it.....
My uncle spent 250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver
To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!.....
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.....
What’s the Wi-Fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
OK, I’ll have a Coke.
Bartender: Three dollars.
There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?
Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase....