He tells the priest that on Friday night, he'd been in the bar when he started talking to three girls nearby. "Maybe twenty-two, two blondes and a redhead. One had legs, one had knockers like you wouldn't believe, and the last had all the right curves. I started lusting, Father."


"Yes," says the priest, "Lust is a dangerous sin."


"There's more," says the man. "I talked to them for an hour, bought them a lot of drinks, and then brought them to my home and slept with all three of them."


The priest pauses. "And how long has it been since your last confession?"


"I've never come. This is my first."


"How is this your first confession?"


"I'm Jewish."


"Then... why are you telling me all this?"


"Telling you? I'm telling everyone!"