Don't touch any grounded metal for a minute or 2...lol
If you don't want your kids to get zapped when they get off the trampoline, then go get some "Fabric Guard" anti-static spray for the dryer, (I think that's right) we use to have major static problems with the carpets at the trade show's in Vegas, I'd spray some of that stuff on the carpet before the show and all the static problems go away.
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"If its working fine now, then don't mess with it"
"Second rule of testing satellites"
"If you did mess with it, and now it doesn't work, can you blame someone else?"
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"If you did mess with it, and it doesn't work now, and you can't blame someone else"
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You can get something like this as well
Snuggle SuperCare Dryer Sheets (105 count), Softener for Laundry to Control Static and Reduce Wrinkles, Long Lasting Fabric Softener with Fresh Laundry Scent
i use to drag my feet on the carpet to build up a nice charge then hand a co worker a paper clip, ZAP haha
When I was in school I used to charge a capacitor in a wall socket and tell someone "catch" and throw it. They would get a real good zap.