A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."

‟On what grounds?”

‟Grounds? We have a couple of acres outside the town, but it does have a big lawn and some fruit trees so it's not like empty ground."

‟No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?”

‟Yes, we have a 2 car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage. Why?"

The lawyer losing his patience, says, "Does he beat you up?”

‟No, I'm up by 6:30. He does not get up until after I leave for work.”

‟WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”

‟We just can't seem to communicate.”