too bad it took me so long to learn that
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DODGE the father
RAM the daughter
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
"Marriage. Because your crappy day doesn't have to end at work."
"I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."
DODGE the father
RAM the daughter
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”