A local monastery was going bankrupt.
The abbot didn't know what to do.

The brothers had a meeting, and decided to open a great Olde English Fish-N'-Chips stand.

One day, a man knocked on the door.

After one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, "May I have just an order of fries?"

The brother said, "Hold on a moment. I'm the fish friar.
You want the chip monk."