My quote for today....

[pandr]

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
- George Carlin

[Condor]

Confucius says....lol.....
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching.........

[darlinkat]

A guy and a girl can be friends. But sooner or later one will fall for the other.
Maybe too early, maybe too late, but maybe, just maybe, forever

[KIDWCKED]

Buy land,there not making it anymore!!

[hutch]

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
- George Carlin

Ah George ...we miss you class clown

[darlinkat]

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
- George Carlin

Ah George ...we miss you class clown

yup lol !!!!

[hutch]

last night as I lay on my pillow...
last night as I lay on my bed...
I stuck my feet out of the window
the next morning my neighbors were dead...lol

[hutch]

Only the good die young... Billy Joel

he who dies with the most toys... still dies

[Terryl]

"And then there were none"

Quote "Terryl" 5/10/5150, after the last internet over beer test.....No wait......Beer over internet test...

"Aww shoot, too many holes in the Moon again, their gonna blame me again..." Quote "Terryl" 5/10/2289

[harryb]

[Anubis]

"Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?"

[pandr]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

[darlinkat]

We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they’re called memories.
Some take us forward, they’re called dreams.

[ft@t@lk™]

It's all bullchit, and it's bad for ya.

- George Carlin

[harryb]