aw chico... They're pulling a Rockafeller I bet... by selling detergent to get the grass stains out of the knees...lol
aw chico... They're pulling a Rockafeller I bet... by selling detergent to get the grass stains out of the knees...lol
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I said Dee " Don't do it...cuz you know what it will be "
I was freaking weak !!!!
I have nuffin to add cept a girl unzipping lol
At Last.......I have the sweet, kind, caring Kat under my control..............................
Thanx Mac....we`re off and running guys.Originally Posted by mclovin
Well Cobra it's a sticky now so lay them on us
An adult esophagus can range from 10 to 14 inches in length and is one inch in diameter.........................do the math, you CAN SO do it!!!.
"Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false"
Ladies do not believe this "fact".......it`s a bald faced lie. "Blue Balls" is a horrible disfiguring episode totally freezing a man`s hands and arms in paralysis......................................... ...........................thus preventing him for reaching for his wallet.
Retired
In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile
services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not
re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set
has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1.
Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Horrible disease.................I`m quite sure my ex-wife suffered from it...............LMAO
A bowl of lime Jell-O, when hooked up to an EEG machine, exhibited movement which is virtually identical to the brain waves of a healthy adult man or woman.
That explains some of my drinking buddies.
Why Fingers Wrinkle in Water
Daven Hiskey November 8, 2010 16
I found out why fingers wrinkle in water. For the quick answer, water washes away an oily substance that protects your skin. When that happens, a certain type of dead cell on your skin will absorb the water causing the cells to swell up, but the layer underneath does not. So the swelling, combined with the places the skin is connected underneath to the non-swelled layer, causes your finger tips to look all wrinkly.
So that’s the quick, generic answer. More technically, there is a waxy/oily substance your skin secretes from the sebaceous glands called “sebum”. In these glands, sebum is produced within special cells and is then secreted when these cells burst. This substance, among other benefits, has the dual effect of helping your skin and hair stay hydrated underneath, so it doesn’t get dry and cracked, while also helping to protect your skin from excess moisture from the outside. You will have probably noticed sebum at some point in your hair if you go a couple days without washing it. Your hair will start to feel very oily when you run your hands through it. When you are in water for extended periods, this sebum gets washed away from your skin and hair, removing this protective layer.
Now you might be wondering why only your finger tips and toes get wrinkly and not the rest of your body (or at least not nearly as fast). The reason why is not 100% understood, but we do have a pretty good idea of what is going on here. The skin’s outermost layer, the epidermis, contains a protein called keratin. This protein helps strengthen your skin. Dead keratin cells also make up the epidermis’ surface layer, called the stratum corneum (Latin for ‘horny layer’, funny enough). So once all the protective sebum is washed away, these dead keratin cells absorb the water like a sponge and swell. This is why your skin is much easier to cut or break when it is waterlogged. The strong outer layer of dead keratin cells loses some of its toughness when waterlogged. The reason then that your toes and fingers get more wrinkly is that they contain a thicker layer of both living and dead keratin cells than the rest of your body. This causes them to swell more noticeably then the rest of your skin as the dead keratin cells absorb water.
The wrinkle effect occurs, rather than just general swelling, because the inner layer of living keratin cells stays more or less the same as it was before you were in the water, while the outer layer swells; the connections between these two layers stay closely bonded while the places not connected are free to swell, hence, the pruney fingers and toes.
Last edited by The Cobra; 06-13-2012 at 08:59 PM.
Shrinkage Explained......
The penis is a soft organ that gets most of its size from the blood filling it. When you're in cold water, your body pulls blood away from the extremities to conserve your body heat. Pulling blood out of the penis makes it shrink. Your body also pulls your balls closer to your body in cold water, because they're supposed to be at a lower temperature, but not too cold.
However it still doesn`t explain the main cause of male shrinkage problems......................
Last edited by The Cobra; 06-13-2012 at 09:01 PM.
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I thought blue balls was from,well to much indulgence?Lol..But i do no what brewers droop is..
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[KIDWICKED]..;/
A hurricane releases more energy in 10 minutes, than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
"Blue Balls" is .....well it`s waiting toooooooo long. And despite what that fact sheet says it does exist...I had `em once....something you never forget.
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