If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging
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If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back into your pocket.
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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Teamwork: a bunch of ppl doing what I tell them too ...
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
"Turn your face to the Sun and the shadows fall behind you!"
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
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ANY kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
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It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there
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Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.
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