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  1. ATM line.......
  2. As a preteen, all I wanted was a girlfriend with big knockers,.,,,,,,,
  3. Salesman.....
  4. Day in court......
  5. Three lawyers and three engineers are travelling by train to a conference......
  6. A married couple was in a accident where the woman's face was severely burned.......
  7. Going the extra mile to not lose your luggage......
  8. Sometimes it is wd40......
  9. Crossing the street......
  10. Cross word puzzle.....
  11. Best seat in the house......
  12. Canadian tourism......
  13. Yes, I did.......
  14. Everybody loves Juan.....
  15. A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed
  16. Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes......
  17. A man was in a long line at the supermarket.......
  18. Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well......
  19. The story of my divorce.....
  20. The perfect car security doesn't exi-......
  21. I prefer not......
  22. A nun walks into a liquor store.....
  23. Times are changing.....
  24. Life without porn.....
  25. Wife is a bit upset......
  26. Guys Be careful! I've been a victim of a clever scam while at Costco parking...
  27. Psychology program.....
  28. Ain't that the truth.....
  29. A farmer has 3 daughters, each has a date lined up for the night.....
  30. You got mail......
  31. Parents are gone for the weekend.......
  32. Viagra......
  33. Long table with Putin-Macron.......
  34. Captain confidence......
  35. How one gets a world record......
  36. Sex on the beach.....
  37. Friday nite at the bar.......
  38. Widow at the funeral....
  39. A rural farm wife called the local phone company........
  40. Canadian graffiti......
  41. Things that your parents told you......
  42. Guy takes his best mate home to meet his wife.......
  43. A doctor had an unusual habit.......
  44. Last year a guy took his Blonde girl friend to the Superbowl.......
  45. breakfast in bed......
  46. Impress her.......
  47. George Washington and his men........
  48. How the term "Nascar" came about.......
  49. Earthworm......
  50. A fleeing Taliban terrorist......
  51. Just about had it with Sue.....
  52. All about Sarah......
  53. A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture.......
  54. Oldie but goody......
  55. Typical Alaskan problem......
  56. Flightless......
  57. That could have gone better.....
  58. Prostrate exam.....
  59. From the mouth of children....
  60. A minister told his congregation.....
  61. I'll take the first watch.......
  62. Where peanut butter comes from.......
  63. Mayor explains progression of ice fishing......
  64. What the signs says......
  65. Norway doing it's thing......
  66. A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub......
  67. May try for nine........
  68. Once you're out of the door.....
  69. Visit from the police......
  70. Teenage daughter......
  71. A Canadian, an American and a Mexican........
  72. A king had 10 wild dogs........
  73. As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop.....
  74. George raises his beer mug in the air.....
  75. Another guide.....
  76. So I did....
  77. While out for a walk with my girlfriend we saw dogs mating......
  78. Family photo......
  79. This might not end well.......
  80. Plumber Needed
  81. A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman...
  82. Yes, can I help you......
  83. Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.....
  84. Work smart, not hard.......
  85. Confused bird......
  86. A depressed man walks into a bar....
  87. Trying to impress your date......
  88. A new fragrance.......
  89. A little boy in Canada is learning about the world...
  90. Hat routine.....
  91. Dolly....
  92. Why one does something......
  93. Coming home drunk.....
  94. Chief Apologizes
  95. Irs.......
  96. Imagine the core strength to be able to do this......
  97. Taylor family......
  98. Two gas company servicemen......
  99. Baby boom generation......
  100. A blonde was taking helicopter lessons.....
  101. Labour negotiations......
  102. Too old to celebrate......
  103. Recognizing a relative.....
  104. Advanced security......
  105. Life is about choices.......
  106. Pretty accurate......
  107. Denis Leary American Dream
  108. We're a team......
  109. Ventriloquist......
  110. Ole & Clarence....
  111. As Device Talk Turns
  112. A mathematician, an accountant and an politician apply for the same job.....
  113. Emergency.......
  114. Putin and Biden are wrapping up their discussion.....
  115. Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub.....
  116. The newest advancement in psychological torture.....
  117. Enough people called so they had to put up a sign.......
  118. So close, yet so far.....
  119. If you're not fishing like this guy you're not enjoying it properly.....
  120. Only thing, it was yellow......
  121. Morning smile......
  122. You left the toilet seat up (my things in red circle).....
  123. A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts......
  124. First snowfall of the season.....
  125. Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.......
  126. Paddy’s wife has never had an.....
  127. He's just kitten around......
  128. Red Green.....
  129. Twins.....
  130. Gas prices......
  131. From way back......
  132. Eating his pudding, while farmers work behind him......
  133. Fill 'er up!.....
  134. Just one bump.....
  135. Three years later.......
  136. Dying Wish.....
  137. A man on his retirement, purchased a house situated near a high school.......
  138. It’s called the Wild Wild West!.......
  139. Man’s greatest invention......
  140. It's all in the legs......
  141. Adam didn’t tell them he was moving.......
  142. Well that didn't work out well........
  143. An Italian billboard…
  144. Revenue Canada.....
  145. Why did my watch stop....oh
  146. First time assassin.....
  147. Biggest supplier of weapons......
  148. A naked man was walking down the street with a woman on his back.....
  149. From one frying pan to another......
  150. Waiting for Will Smith out in the parking lot......
  151. How to catch the bouquet.....
  152. Ouch.......
  153. A blonde got caught in a blizzard.....
  154. That doesn't look right.......
  155. Kung Fu student asks his teacher.......
  156. Every fricking time......
  157. Eve......
  158. A farmer's wife comes out into the field as he's plowing and begins to nag at him....
  159. A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.....
  160. For the love of
  161. Say cheese.......
  162. In case you need to connect while on the road.....
  163. Nursing home......
  164. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone......
  165. Linda......
  166. Town's most successful lawyer.....
  167. How to pick up chicks......
  168. Honey... why is the water bill $8,000!.....
  169. Many, many years ago.....
  170. Son : "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!".......
  171. Left turn Clyde......
  172. Two English gentlemen are commuters, using the Tube to the City.......
  173. A young lady.......
  174. This is how i spent my time in college...
  175. Gender reveal gone wrong......
  176. Decided to Google maps my house........
  177. Farmer and his son.......
  178. Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings....
  179. A pig with a wooden leg......
  180. Father Daughter relationship goals......
  181. The Rottweiler....
  182. It's like you don't even care.......
  183. One bad year after another......
  184. Frozen Crabs......
  185. Dogs vs cats........
  186. Booty cam......
  187. Wait for it.....
  188. A must-have for travellers.....
  189. 911 Call......
  190. Putin carefully studies enemy before launching new offensive in Ukraine......
  191. KFC gonna be very interested in this development........
  192. Proof of evolution......
  193. A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink........
  194. How to fire up your golf game.......
  195. How Easter eggs are made......
  196. Just in time.......
  197. Not your typical Easter bunny......
  198. Gets crabby if he doesn't get his nicotine fix.....
  199. It's all taken care of.......
  200. I thought of that......
  201. A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith...
  202. A couple want to have children but the wife can't get pregnant.....
  203. Enlarger......
  204. Went for a drive, needless to say I was.......
  205. Groom gets so drunk that his new mother-in-law has to feed him.....
  206. Mom’s video of her acting like her kids.....
  207. When does the fun part start......
  208. Just a matter of time......
  209. Joe rented an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox....
  210. Even back then......
  211. Everything blamed on Covid......
  212. Well, this is awkward......
  213. Rough neighborhood.......
  214. So a French lady walks into a bar......
  215. Jogging.......
  216. A married man was having an affair with his secretary, and lost track of time......
  217. An ant, a spider and a centipede are throwing a party...
  218. Respect is of the utmost importance.....
  219. The real reason why women live longer than men.......
  220. Hold it for five seconds......
  221. Due to High Gas Prices, I now use renewable energy.....
  222. "As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "......
  223. Hole reminder.......
  224. Sharing a joke.....
  225. Local weather forecast......
  226. My neighbor.....
  227. Escalation was near! Wanna go, bro?......
  228. Sometimes it's better not to ask.......
  229. Up Up and away
  230. Why I failed English
  231. why I failed English Part 2
  232. First Communion.........
  233. A little girl.....
  234. I had the best Dad moment last night...
  235. Newbie attempting to check a tire for an air leak......
  236. After my retirement at the company I worked at for 50 years.......
  237. Had a great day drinking and fishing......
  238. In the army.....
  239. Honk for a treat......
  240. Joe rented an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.....
  241. In Soviet Russia a Man Goes to Buy a Car...
  242. ***** got real quiet.....
  243. A woman arrived at a party......
  244. A man left for work one Friday morning.....
  245. Trolling seagulls......
  246. We listened......
  247. Residents called the wildlife service because they saw a "lion".....
  248. Two idiots go on a fishing trip....
  249. Sex or porn.......
  250. Little Johnny at it again......