Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. :thumbsup:
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. :thumbsup:
FISH: an animal that grows the fastest
between the time it’s caught
and the time the fisherman
describes it to his friends.
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Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
Getting old sucks but it's better then the alternative
words too live by, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by bigge
was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigge
George Carlin :D
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So come with me with me where Dreams are born and Time is never planned.
Just think of Happy things, and your heart will fly on Wings, in Never Never Land.
Shin: A device for finding furniture.:tehe:
same thing can be said about a toe...lol
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“When you arise in the morning,
think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive- to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love-
then make that day count!”
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Two kinds of gratitude: The sudden kind we feel for what we take; the larger kind we feel for what we give.