My quote for today....

[Anubis]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

[pandr]

FISH: an animal that grows the fastest

between the time it’s caught

and the time the fisherman

describes it to his friends.



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http://www.quotesquotations.com/funny/fishing-quotes.htm#ixzz1yAZyal6Y

[harryb]

[Anubis]

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

[pandr]

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin

[bigge]

Getting old sucks but it's better then the alternative

[bigge]

Getting old sucks but it's better then the alternative

words too live by, lol

[pandr]

words too live by, lol

was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin

[darlinkat]

So come with me with me where Dreams are born and Time is never planned.
Just think of Happy things, and your heart will fly on Wings, in Never Never Land.

[harryb]

[Anubis]

Shin: A device for finding furniture.

[hutch]

same thing can be said about a toe...lol

[darlinkat]

“When you arise in the morning,
think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive- to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love-
then make that day count!”

[harryb]

[darlinkat]

Two kinds of gratitude: The sudden kind we feel for what we take; the larger kind we feel for what we give.