Weird, Wacky, & Bizarre Stories [Archive] - satFIX.to

The guy has guts.... (0 replies)
Just another day in Australia... (0 replies)
Venomous Snake Bites Man After Being Sealed in Wine Bottle for a Year (4 replies)
Zyzzyx Road...... (3 replies)
This man has the best problem solving skills... (1 replies)
Santa snake.... (0 replies)
Camel tampering (2 replies)
I got vaccinated too soon.... (0 replies)
hmmmm (1 replies)
How do you say "Pubic Hair"? (0 replies)
Anyone looking for a job....... (2 replies)
Mayochup (0 replies)
Ford or Chevy (0 replies)
Banff park has moved east... (0 replies)
Man sues parents for $86,000....... (2 replies)
NJ Governor Signs "Rain Tax" Bill; Residents' Property Rates Rise "Based On ... (4 replies)
Hell has frozen over! (0 replies)
Weather extremes... (5 replies)
Four months in jail for possession of COTTON CANDY? It happened in Georgia (0 replies)
US Judge Slams Copyright Troll For Using His Court “Like an ATM” (0 replies)
Holy smokes, Nova Scotia (2 replies)
Creepy' four-day Caribbean sex fest will cost you $8,500 (8 replies)
Kidnapper sues hostages...... (6 replies)
Frigging unbelievable....... (1 replies)
Drug dealer arrested after mistaking police car for taxi (2 replies)
1.4 million jackpot voided (8 replies)
You cant fix stupid!!!! (7 replies)
great idea.stick ur head in a crocs mouth..lol (4 replies)
Strange Things Banned Around the World (0 replies)
million-dollar Bentley (1 replies)
Lawyer For Russian Whistleblower’s Family Falls From Building One Day Before Hearing (2 replies)
Toronto man charged with stunt driving on Highway 401 for second time in 12 days (13 replies)
Canadian Passports To Europe (10 replies)
Two N.B. men arrested after going through drive-thru on couch towed by ATV (0 replies)
Man Paid DMV With 298,745 Pennies In Pettiest Revenge Scheme Ever (3 replies)
Only way to go...... (0 replies)
Priest allegedly filmed orgies in racy rectory: Report (3 replies)
11-year-old plays Grand Theft Auto, takes parents’ car for a spin (0 replies)
Man in a bulletproof BMW saves '70 people from Isis snipers' (2 replies)
This Ridiculously Massive Spider Is Your Friend, We Swear (0 replies)
18 Halloween-themed phobias you might have (2 replies)
Man finds, returns bottle adrift at sea for 50 years containing message (0 replies)
Mothers who do drugs in front of their kids.. (6 replies)
Pizza by drone: unmanned air delivery set to take off in New Zealand (1 replies)
French Coca-Cola workers find huge cocaine stash in juice delivery (0 replies)
KFC's Fried Chicken-Scented Sunscreen (0 replies)
Dick Assman, Gone At 82 (0 replies)
Mutant 'Super Lice' Outbreak Has Now Spread to Nearly Every State (1 replies)
Woman claims 'urinating' toy sexually assaulted her at Hibachi restaurant (5 replies)
Happy to accommodate....... (0 replies)
Destroy Satellite dishes...... (1 replies)
Naughty hot teachers...... (1 replies)
With this Timbit, I thee wed (0 replies)
It's just not fare! (2 replies)
Happy birthday....... (2 replies)
Stop driving these 7 Hondas, Acuras immediately (0 replies)
Oklahoma Cops Unveil New Device Enabling Direct Seizure Of Bank Accounts, (0 replies)
Monkey in India robs jewellery store in broad daylight (1 replies)
"I'm Considering Filing Bankruptcy" (0 replies)
Human organs 'will be grown in pigs so they can be harvested for transplant patients' (0 replies)
Husbands Can "Lightly Beat" Their Wives If They Refuse Sex .... (1 replies)
Python attack from toilet in Thailand leaves man bloodied but unbowed (1 replies)
How Canadian is this...... (0 replies)
"High" performance car (2 replies)
Way to go Howard Stern......lol (4 replies)
What were you thinking lady....... (2 replies)
Fell asleep, shipped to Texas..... (0 replies)
Kim dum jong...;/ (10 replies)
Camaro driver issued citation for doing 171 mph (2 replies)
Kids launch toy dog into space (2 replies)
Australian man charged for buckling up beer instead of children (1 replies)
Massive hockey fight in Unity....... (1 replies)
In the running for Darwin award..... (3 replies)
That's not Grandma...... (0 replies)
Man Dances on Ex-girlfriends Roof.... (0 replies)
Must go to Tim's..... (1 replies)
One Time Around: (2 replies)
Wife rips off her husband’s testicles with her bare hands ! (1 replies)
Dancing naked woman....... (6 replies)
Man accidentally shoots and kills himself while taking selfies (4 replies)
Dog drives semi into car..... (0 replies)
Prison debate team beats Harvard... (0 replies)
E-cig blows up in pants (0 replies)
UK cathedral moves statue to avoid texting mishaps (0 replies)
Mysterious high-pitched tone keeps Oregon residents up at night (0 replies)
Brilliant Girl Scout sets up stand outside pot dispensary (0 replies)
Why you #*$%**&& (0 replies)
Italian ‘coffee king’ buried in giant espresso pot (2 replies)
N.J. mailman locks himself in truck as wild turkeys attack (0 replies)
Genius man..... (0 replies)
Millionaire who spent 17 years battling divorce 'facing homelessness with just £5 lef (0 replies)
Four-year-old sentenced to life in prison for murder in Egypt (0 replies)
Snake head in can of green beans (0 replies)
“World’s Fastest Stoner” Takes Part in Olympic Marathon Trials (3 replies)
Princess Margaret pulls prize home from lottery over marijuana grow-op (0 replies)
Female Customer Goes Back To Shoot Barber’ (0 replies)
Woman assaults husband..... (1 replies)
Space Cases: The Weirdest Legal Claims in Outer Space (0 replies)
World's Most Litigious Man Suing Guinness Book of World Records.. (0 replies)
When Train Riders Moved Away From Passenger, This Woman Held His Hand (0 replies)
The Bearded Lady And Lobster Boy: A Valentine's Day Love Story (0 replies)
This New Site Will Instantly Tell You What Dog You Are (0 replies)
Battle of the Sexes.... (0 replies)
Tennessee hunters banned for life in 44 states (2 replies)
500 MPH Ping Pong Ball Destroys Diet Coke Can (0 replies)
Even An Astronaut In Space Is Watching The Super Bowl (0 replies)
Teen Tim Hortons worker hailed for saving senior's life (0 replies)
'Bear was looking right at him': Close encounters with polar bears in Labrador (0 replies)
8-Year-Old Attempts To Rob A Store! (0 replies)
Mother of the year..... (1 replies)
Runner dies at Krispy Kreme donut challenge in U.S. (0 replies)
Lifesaving Heroin Antidote To Be Sold Over The Counter At More CVS Stores (0 replies)
Husband saves wife's life by donating kidney after spending a year dieting and exerci (0 replies)
Cigarette butt warfare..... (0 replies)
U.S. groundhog Punxsutawney Phil predicts early spring (0 replies)
Sea lion takes a booth at San Diego restaurant on the beach (0 replies)
Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Takes Him To Task With Photoshop (0 replies)
Shoplifting Suspect Leaves Cell Phone, Urine Puddle At Crime Scene: Cops (0 replies)
Winnipeg Willow passes...... (0 replies)
Teens Drifting On Ice Floe Are Totally Ungrateful During Rescue In Peterborough... (5 replies)
There's A 'Taco Literacy' College Course, But It's About More Than Food (0 replies)
McDonald's Forgot To Put The Mozzarella In Their Mozzarella Sticks (0 replies)
When Your Phone Falls In The Toilet And -- OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD! (0 replies)
Story Of Woman Who Says She's A Cat Doesn't Really Check Out (0 replies)
Cashless payments: How one city has made electronic transactions pay off (0 replies)
Lizard lounging in New Jersey pupil's salad is now class pet (0 replies)
Simply not cricket: Pakistan man faces jail for flying India flag (0 replies)
Desperate woman..... (0 replies)
A Thai Airline Just Allowed People To Buy Tickets For Their Dolls (0 replies)
Are Stoned, Hallucinating Coyotes Terrorizing California Drivers? (0 replies)
Omo, Rare White Giraffe, Spotted In Tanzania's Tarangire National Park (0 replies)
Bemused man set off Rome security alert with toy gun (0 replies)
Now that's a poker face...... (1 replies)
Why Did The Sheep Cross The Road? To Stop A Car Chase, Of Course (0 replies)
Wanted: an inspiring new anthem for English sports teams (0 replies)
Giant church in shape of shoe to open in Taiwan (0 replies)
Chinese restaurant serves noodles laced with opium poppy (0 replies)
Oregon occupiers ask public for supplies: get glitter, sex toys (0 replies)
Wisconsin hunter pink-wear bill reaches governor's desk (0 replies)
Man Beaten and Arrested by Police for Trying to Save His 3 Dogs from His Burning Home (2 replies)
Seasoning food with opium.. (0 replies)
Auto Dealer's Joke About Women Drivers Doesn't Go Over Well Online (1 replies)
Forgets wife at gas station......... (1 replies)
Stole 30 mile highway...... (0 replies)
Brazilian mask company honors police hero with carnival mask (0 replies)
Not his lucky day - Texan falls in hole on way to buy lottery ticket (0 replies)
Ohio suspect hates mug shot, sends selfie to police (0 replies)
Ancient Babylonian Cellphone Isn't Ancient, Babylonian Nor A Nokia (1 replies)
This Too-Real Baby Shower Card Is Diabolical (0 replies)
Vans’ Taco- And Pizza-Printed Sneakers Are As Fresh As It Gets (0 replies)
Python Thief Stuffs Snake Down Pants (0 replies)
Two-legged dog becomes town celebrity (0 replies)
Bluefin tuna sells for $117,000 at Tokyo auction (0 replies)
Playboy Mansion on sale for $200 million — Hef included (4 replies)
Tongue Tied Commentator Confuses Soccer Star's Name With Penis (0 replies)
Mountain Lion Found With Teeth Growing Out Of Its Head (0 replies)
Close to home...... (0 replies)
Ohio judge uses verse to deny lawsuit (0 replies)
Monkey cannot own copyright to 'selfie,' U.S. judge says (0 replies)
Violinist leaves $2.6 million Stradivarius on German train (0 replies)
New fragrance inspired by Putin goes on sale in Russia (0 replies)
Kyrgyzstan deports Briton after horse penis comment (0 replies)
Man dies in Germany after blowing up condom machine (0 replies)
Woman who won lottery during divorce can keep it all - Dutch court (2 replies)
Photojournalist Keeps Filming As He Escapes From Burning Dubai Hotel (0 replies)
Toronto Raccoon Caught On Video Stealing Doughnut (With Video) (0 replies)
Canadian Bad Santa pulls Christmas Eve heist, escapes in Hummer (0 replies)
Attack owl returns in Oregon, targeting government workers (0 replies)
Homeless Keno Winner Steve Borik Refuses Offers Of Charity (0 replies)
Man Calls 911 When He Runs Out Of Rolling Papers, Police Say (0 replies)
Trailer Park Boys Is All Too Real, Recent Arrests Illustrate (2 replies)
UPS Delivery Man Caught On Video Throwing, Kicking Packages Out Of (0 replies)
Waiter turns over $32,000 in cash left at Applebee's in California (1 replies)
Medical record shows Hitler only had one testicle: (4 replies)
Sheriff's Deputies Hand Out $100 Bills Instead Of Traffic Tickets (0 replies)
Air Base Mistakenly Distributes Lip Balm Containing Pot Ingredient (0 replies)
Canadian man kills Brit in psychedelic ceremony in Peru's Amazon (0 replies)
Man named Bud Weisser accused of trespassing at Budweiser plant (0 replies)
Severed head in Pennsylvania may be linked to body parts market (1 replies)
Norwegian adventurer spends 6 months alone in the N.W.T. wilderness (0 replies)
Connecticut teen tests fire-breathing, turkey-roasting drone (0 replies)
Happy Christmas for Swiss boy who found 1,000-franc note (1 replies)
Albuquerque Man Arrested For Stealing Mom's Stew (0 replies)
Zombie Jesus Nativity Scene Causes Uproar In Ohio (0 replies)
Florida Gun Range To Serve Booze, Because What Could Go Wrong? (0 replies)
Baby Locked In Safe In Niagara Falls Hotel Room (0 replies)
'Silence of the Lambs' house, sans dungeon, for sale in Pennsylvania (0 replies)
The flying marshal: North Korea builds private runways for plane-loving Kim (0 replies)
Colorado cops rescue bear cub with head stuck in tub (0 replies)
Ireland scraps heritage certificates presented to Tom Cruise, Obama (0 replies)
Couple Wakes Up To Find Naked Intruder With Them In Bed (0 replies)
Park Ranger Drives 12 Hours To Remove McDonald's Sign From Desert (1 replies)
Tiger Recaptured After Film Crew Loses It In Abandoned Detroit Factory (0 replies)
Pennsylvania man protests $25 parking ticket with 2,500 pennies (0 replies)
Man in bear costume harasses grizzlies in Alaska, motive unclear (1 replies)
Days Inn Workers Told To Flip Mattress Where Guest Died: Lawsuit (0 replies)
Off-duty Tennessee fireman catches baby dropped from third-floor (0 replies)
Three-year-old boy becomes mayor of small town in Minnesota (0 replies)
Watch Swaggering Australian Women Rap Against The Tampon Tax (0 replies)
Dog Restaurant Serves Sushi With Quinoa For Your Foodie Fido (0 replies)
Want to contest in village elections? Get a toilet, says Indian state (0 replies)
Man Accused Of Masturbating In Driveway 3 Times In A Week (0 replies)
Shirtless 'Tarzan' Arrested For Trying To Swing Into Monkey Exhibit At Southern Calif (0 replies)
42,000 Pounds Of Trash Removed From Hawaii Home (0 replies)
Kentucky Sheriff Asks Drug Dealers To Turn In Competition (0 replies)
Skydiving Accident....Dangling in power lines (0 replies)
Dad Shoots Daughter While Teaching Her About Gun Safety (0 replies)
Arizona man says he beheaded wife 'to get the evil out': police (0 replies)
Ohio man must spend two days in jail for petting zoo cougars (0 replies)
Panda Accused Of Faking Pregnancy To Get Better Food, Air Conditoning (1 replies)
Police find 1,200 guns at dead man's Los Angeles house (0 replies)
Dracula wants your blood: for Transylvania music gig (0 replies)
Employee Sent Home After Shorts From Her Own Store Deemed 'Too Revealing,' She Says (0 replies)
Lion sighted in Milwaukee, police close streets in area (0 replies)
Wife Asks For Divorce Because She Can't Handle Husband's ‘Manhood' (video) (1 replies)
Rattlesnake selfie..... (0 replies)
Kim Jong-Un 'Executed Terrapin Farmer Over Poor Production' (0 replies)
Florida's oldest tree burned down by woman smoking meth beneath it (3 replies)
Time Warner Cable owes $229,500 to woman it would not stop calling (1 replies)
Man Killed in First Fatal Texas Alligator Attack in Two Centuries (0 replies)
Man in wheelchair robs New York bank, gets away (0 replies)
Mexican firm sorry for royally selling president short (0 replies)
Who owns the sun? (0 replies)
German robbers chased away by shopkeeper wielding vacuum cleaner (0 replies)
Oregon men hospitalized, recovering after rare beaver attack (2 replies)
Disney bans selfie sticks at theme parks over safety concerns (0 replies)
Angry Mexican makes Donald Trump pinata (6 replies)
Watch out for aggressive, big bird, Britons told (0 replies)
Colorado man wakes to find black bear nibbling ankle: local paper (0 replies)
Canada police apologize after sex talk broadcast from helicopter (1 replies)
Half and half..... (0 replies)
Female Sex Dolls With Artificial Intelligence Are Going To Be A Reality (0 replies)
Blonde White Woman Has Been Posing As A Black Civil Rights Leader For Years (0 replies)
Even more cows for Obama..... (2 replies)
Drunk, Half-Naked Man Breaks Into Stranger's House For Chips: Indiana Police (0 replies)
Woman's Home In Devon, England Besieged By Gnomes (0 replies)
Suspect Asks Woman To Drop Assault Charges By Exposing His Penis: Cops (0 replies)
'Sex Party' Organized For People With Disabilties In Toronto (0 replies)
Skateboarder Chases Down, Detains Hit And Run Driver (0 replies)
Free pizza for life helps close Portland real estate deal in hot market (0 replies)
Miss Piggy to be honored with feminist award at Brooklyn Museum (0 replies)
God wins lawsuit......... (2 replies)
BBC accidentally tweets Queen's death..... (0 replies)
Obama offered 50 cows, 70 sheep...... (2 replies)
Chimps have mental skills to cook: study (0 replies)
Masked Serbian schoolchildren, armed with plastic knife, steal grade book (0 replies)
Washington gumbo lover leaves $2,000 tip on $93 restaurant bill (0 replies)
Turkey's Erdogan challenges opposition to find his golden toilet seat (0 replies)
Paris to remove close to a million ‘love locks’... (0 replies)
FINALLY: Science Figured Out Where The Holes In Swiss Cheese Have All Gone (1 replies)